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If you could change the title of one published book, which book would you choose, and what would the new title be?

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I would change the name of the "Bible" to "Legs". Just because I think it would be hilarious for preachers to say, "Let us open our Legs to Matthew," or "Let us open our Legs to Romans."

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buscemi
Aug. 11th, 2010 06:51 pm (UTC)
Bahaha! That's too funny. :)
plinko
Aug. 12th, 2010 03:29 pm (UTC)
:D :D
vivaine666
Aug. 11th, 2010 07:03 pm (UTC)
LOL totally. I might even go to church just for the amusement.
plinko
Aug. 12th, 2010 03:34 pm (UTC)
Nah. Surely someone would youtube it.
ellipse
Aug. 11th, 2010 09:40 pm (UTC)
I'd rename the Bible to Urdick.

"Please place your right hand on Urdick and repeat after me..."
plinko
Aug. 12th, 2010 03:35 pm (UTC)
Ha! Exactly!
thrives
Aug. 11th, 2010 11:44 pm (UTC)
Roommate and I had a good laugh over that one.
plinko
Aug. 12th, 2010 03:36 pm (UTC)
Glad I could help. :D
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plinko
Aug. 12th, 2010 03:38 pm (UTC)
Small forehead problems?
sandra_e
Aug. 12th, 2010 01:44 am (UTC)
You are, hands down, the greatest Pope what ever Poped.
plinko
Aug. 12th, 2010 03:39 pm (UTC)
Maybe so, but I lack a truly righteous hat.
wizegut
Aug. 12th, 2010 05:00 am (UTC)
Once again I am reminded that I love your sense of humor. ;)
plinko
Aug. 12th, 2010 03:39 pm (UTC)
:D :D :D
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